Celeb Speak: Holly Madison Bitter Over Hef's Engagement?

It sure sounds that way. After the news hit that Hugh Hefner was engaged to his latest blonde girlfriend, Crystal Harris, former girlfriend and fan of the pet name “Puffin,” Holly Madison, said she was “surprised.” For those of you who don’t speak lady, that “surprised” really means, “WHAT THE HELL? Who does this bitch think she is? I should be the one with the engagement ring!” Of course, this is just what it normally means in ladyland, who knows what Holly meant by it. (Side note: where the hell did "Puffin" come from? Wait, I probably don’t want to know.) Then again, after that she went and blabbed to Life and Style, saying “Basically, I think he could do better.” YIKES. Translation from girl-speak: “Oh

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